So, I got accepted by the Cheddar Monk Academy. Score!
I did have one bummer moment, though. It turns out that all those women in pretty dresses in the brochures were actually Civilian Auxiliaries, and I'm supposed to dress up in Cheddar Robes. In the pictures they're all kind of muddy brown and bland beige which does nothing for my complexion, so I opted for a more spring-like palette.
Anyway, they said I had to sing their Pledge of Allegiance before they'd process my application. Here goes!
(The sound came out really quiet, but it's there.)